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Today, I was in a public bathroom, and a little boy walks in and he has an accident. He asked if I could help him clean it up. So I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and I slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

I agree, your life sucks (36894) - you deserved it (4273)

On 05/15/2009 at 5:22pm - kids - by Dinho (man) - United States (Ohio)

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