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Today, my girlfriend was sick so I took her 5 year old daughter out to eat. Half-way through our "date" she asks me loudly "Can we go back to the car now and take our clothes off?" Apparently she meant her toy dog's clothes. Face burning, we left a half laughing/half glaring crowd behind. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34429) - you deserved it (1785)

On 05/15/2009 at 1:10pm - kids - by BigBadTron (man) - United States (Utah)

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