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Today, my girlfriend was sick so I took her 5 year old daughter out to eat. Half-way through our "date" she asks me loudly "Can we go back to the car now and take our clothes off?" Apparently she meant her toy dog's clothes. Face burning, we left a half laughing/half glaring crowd behind. FML


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On 05/15/2009 at 1:10pm - kids - by BigBadTron (man) - United States (Utah)

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Ouch man. Thank god people were just glaring and laughing.

#3 - On 05/15/2009 at 5:03pm by SP63

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Awe. Kids say the funniest things, like my 6 year old niece has words she can't say properly. For instance instead of saying directions she says erections lmao they honestly don't know what their really saying til their older.

#11 - On 05/15/2009 at 5:09pm by stfuminjakid

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