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Today, I argued heavily with my dad over being dragged to a family game of lacrosse. All through the game, he kept "accidentally" hurling the ball straight at me on the sideline. After he eventually nailed me straight in the heart, he screamed at me to "get out of the fucking way". FML


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On 05/13/2012 at 2:54pm - kids - by just me (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

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Ouch... Holding a bit of a grudge huh?

#1 - On 05/13/2012 at 6:51pm by SomeBossOnHere

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Just get out of the fucking way then!

#4 - On 05/13/2012 at 6:52pm by FMLandurstoo

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