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Today, mah four-year-old daughter started screaming an lashing out at me as I was getting her ready 4 a bath !! It seems mah idiot husband told her she was still small enough to be feasted on by the "drain monster" !! FML
Tell her you are a drain monster fighter. Arm yourself with bleach, a plunger and a knife. Tell your daughter to wait outside, go into the bathroom. Make some grunting noises, come out and say the monster is dead. It should work, if not slap the husband and tell him to reassure your daughter.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015