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Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17228) - you deserved it (1912)

On 04/24/2012 at 7:59pm - kids - by DaveAlmighty (man) - United States

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What's wrong with mullet?

#3 - On 04/25/2012 at 3:35am by jane_marie

See in context

+66 | 7

Business in the front, party in the back!

#13 - On 04/25/2012 at 3:45am by VasilisaUzhasnaj

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+59 | 21

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