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Today, a little girl at my work had an accident. She asked me to help her change, and as she was changing she stuck her hand in her vagina to make sure all the "peepee was gone". She then put that same hand on my face to balance herself as she finished changing. FML


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On 05/14/2009 at 10:39pm - kids - by thisreallyhappened (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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It would make more sense if you said the kid put her hand in her crotch. The way you've got it, it sounds like she was fisting herself. :/

#11 - On 05/15/2009 at 6:37am by aback

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#1 - On 05/15/2009 at 6:09am by stonerchu

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