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Today, my 6 year old daughter walked in on my husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop 'pretending to be daddy' against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31184) - you deserved it (43427)

On 05/14/2009 at 8:03pm - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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O my god, fuck your life indeed, how are you going to explain that to your guests.

It's kind of funny, though *giggles*

#1 - On 05/15/2009 at 4:23am by EmbalmingTheatre

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What the fuck? Fuck your life? What about your childs life who had to witness that. She's probably to young to realize what it really was, but man I'd have to cut out my eyes if that happened to me.

#5 - On 05/15/2009 at 4:33am by 24788

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