Inappropriate, honey

By Jessica - 15/05/2009 00:03 - United States

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Today, my 6 year-old daughter walked in on my husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop "pretending to be daddy" against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML
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Same thing different taste

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O my god, **** your life indeed, how are you going to explain that to your guests. It's kind of funny, though *giggles*

What the ****? **** your life? What about your childs life who had to witness that. She's probably to young to realize what it really was, but man I'd have to cut out my eyes if that happened to me.

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O my god, **** your life indeed, how are you going to explain that to your guests. It's kind of funny, though *giggles*

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your a fag for saying "2nd", but omggg ! that sucks! lol.

BrennaJoann 0

looks like you have a problem to deal with

lock her in her room like a bad dog. (no raging clue joke... just no.)

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a bit harsh, no? they need to be open with her and explain she needs to stop doing this motion; simply grounding her and locking get in her room will confuse her. stop treating children like animals.

ground the six year old? are you twelve? you don't know anything. six year olds don't know what privacy is.

You don't know much about children, do you? You don't ground a 6 year old for walking into your bedroom, especially if you're stupid enough to have sex without locking the door. Just put her in a time out until the guests leave, and then explain to her that she shouldn't be doing things like that.

What the ****? **** your life? What about your childs life who had to witness that. She's probably to young to realize what it really was, but man I'd have to cut out my eyes if that happened to me.

dude, its sex, not freaking... well i dont know, i dont think anything could make me cut my own eyes out, and im not the kinda person who's afraid to poke em ;D

No big deal if the guest are coming for a swingers party!

roflstephh 0

hhahahhaha best FML i've read in so long

Better learn how to make her mind, or there'll be hell to pay when she's a teenager.