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Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23519) - you deserved it (2407)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:38am - kids - by baldspot (woman) - Australia

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Oh god, I hope you're alright.

#1 - On 04/02/2012 at 6:01am by Lythiaren

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My comment will be based on how old your daughter is.

#7 - On 04/02/2012 at 6:06am by Climaxx

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