By baldspot - 02/04/2012 05:38 - Australia

Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
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McDonaldsworker 4

I hope OP is alright, I think god is doing just fine.

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I_Hug_Cats 26

You mean your hair in our vacuum...?

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CryMoreFMLs 14

No, it got eaten by a cannibal rainbow. I thought that was pretty obvious.

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coffee_man900 16

#45 That has got to be one of the best offbeat responses I have ever read. Thumbs up for that. :)

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MonsterCommenter 4

It could always be worse. What if she had put it on your testicles or some other sensitive area such as that?

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Climaxx 11

OP is a woman. Just so you know (:

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AwkwardPartyBear 24

I would hope op doesn't have testicles since she is a girl

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RedPillSucks 31

That would be a new fml. Today I went to sleep as a woman and awoke to a vacuum cleaner blowing testicles into me.

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nsnforever 2

Maybe I'm just a douchebag, but this made my morning. I mean, really. Who decides to wake someone up like that?! Haha. Anyways. I hope you're alright, OP. FYL.

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TheCaterpiller 6

Ouch..... Time to find a wig

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DontForgetMe4 0

I know this is unlikely but isn't it a funny mental image, if he was already wearing fake hair and that vacuum sucked it all off?

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TheCaterpiller 6

Lol imagine the embarrassment

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KaelaKhaotic 5

Oww! That really sucks!

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DontForgetMe4 0

Ah, pardon me, OP is a woman. done her*

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Gothicbunnyx3 16

Oh God OP! your name made me laugh. :)

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