Today, my 3-year-old said, "Mommy, I can share my teddy grahams with you." I said, "Thanks, honey, you're so sweet." And I ate a few. When I popped the last one in my mouth, I said, "Oh no, all gone!" She said, "That's okay, I have more." Then pulled the next handful out of her underwear. FML
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On 05/13/2009 at 9:45pm - kids - by chelserusera (woman) - United States (Texas)
Hey, just think, in 20 years or so there'll be guys who would pay good money for her to keep doing that. :P
#7 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:05am by Shunnabunich
ooooh children :)
but I really don't think this is an fml because I think all parents have to go through some gross stunt like this..kids are silly :)
#8 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:08am by chickenfeetyum
Well if you are a good parent, her undies and what's under them are clean. I bet you ate stuff out of your underwear when you were a kid too.
#9 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:08am by wearinsexypants
Haha. But am I the only one who has friends who also hide things in their underwear? Cell phones, money, the occasional (still wrapped) candy bar... It's the most personal and convenient pocket you can get.
Okay, but still, kinda gross. Hopefully she's was clean, and I wouldn't be too surprised if you did this too as a kid.
#10 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:15am by redbluegreen
LOL kids are so much fun :-)
#10 if your friends are over 5 years old I would be worried...
#14 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:33am by The_Great_Zucchi
#14, they're about 19, honestly.
It does worry me, but every once in a while I see someone taking their sunglasses out of their bra and they're about 60 years old, and I try not to think about it.
#15 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:35am by redbluegreen
everyone who said this was cute in any way is disgusting.
OP: you should probably teach your children not to hide things in their underwear.
#10: wow. that's quite disgusting and ridiculous.
#16 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:38am by PAGE47
Personally, theirs no better place to hide a lighter, pack of cigs, snuff can, or cell phone in places like school other then rolled up in the wast band of your boxers. Food productson the other hand, not so much
lol this reminds me of when my sister was like 2, i was lying down and she came over and started putting rice krispies treats to my mouth, i didn't want any, but she insisted, so i ate some. then my mom starts laughing, and asks if i noticed anything odd about the treat, after she mentioned it, i noticed it was kinda wet. turns out my sister was putting them in her mouth and sucking the sweet stuff off, then giving them to me and my mom. only my mom noticed and didn't eat them.
#18 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:53am by thattickles
Ewwwwwwwiieee...
that's not cute at all, it's fricken disgusting. D:
you need to teach her not to do that
YDI for allowing your children to do this in the 1st place....
#25 - On 05/14/2009 at 7:01am by CodeMonkey123
OP, this is a good opportunity to teach ur kid so she doesn't end up like #10... Obviously you're doing something right cos she seems to have the concept of sharing down quite (almost too) well =)
#10: Not in my underpants, but certainly I have stashed my phone or a bit of cash in my bra when I have no pockets or bag.
#28 - On 05/14/2009 at 7:30am by plethora
Be sure to keep a journal or a diary of all of the things he does. It will be a real joy for both of you in the future.
yeah, i keep stuff in my bra. mobile (not anymore, hiptop is too chunky, haha) lip balm, small purse with money. it's handy for clubbing and gigs and stuff.
but not the undies. thats just... gross...
#31 - On 05/14/2009 at 8:07am by fueledbyamy
Everyone that is saying YDI for "allowing your children to do this in the 1st place" has obviously never spent much time around kids. Because kids do some f***ed up shit sometimes. And most of the time there's nothing you can do about it.
And yeah, that is really gross, haha.
#32 - On 05/14/2009 at 8:07am by JasmineD
You need to start monitoring how much time she spends watching Rugrats.
Oh Tommy Pickles, the things you taught us.
lmfao, good thing you posted this, now I know not to trust my kids when I have some lol
#39 - On 05/14/2009 at 9:10am by bubblekat9
My little younger sister used to do that with Legos... and matchbox cars... and anything else she could get her hands on.
#40 - On 05/14/2009 at 9:28am by bad_karma89
I am shocked (in a good way) that there aren't any pedos posting lustfully about this. But as a parent, I expect you've done worse, and if you haven't yet you will soon.
#42 - On 05/14/2009 at 9:56am by regalarius
haha gross. my nephew does that all the time, he doesn't give it to us tho
#46 - On 05/14/2009 at 9:58am by Ilovelife07
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that's hilarious, FYL indeed
kids are awesome
#47 - On 05/14/2009 at 9:59am by genius_man16
I am amazed that it took 33 comments before someone finally mentioned Rugrats. 'Cause that was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw this. o_O
#48 - On 05/14/2009 at 10:01am by tanmandown
#6 - niiiiiice. Why did you have to remind me of 2girls1cup?
This is one of the best ones I've read in a while. A++
#49 - On 05/14/2009 at 10:18am by rukusrazor
I bet she got that off of the TV show "Rugrats" You know how the twins Phil and Lil hide stuff in their diapers...... well, yeahhh..... lmao at least she's learning how to share!
By the gods! That's gross. Time to get her some pants with pockets and hype those up big time, or maybe a little carrying pouch or something. Yeah .. (/gag) FYL
I agree with #3; I watched SAW 4 and I didn't feel nothing, but now I feel like throwing up. This is probably fake though; no one eats shit and doesn't find out until they know where it came from.
Hahaha that's funny in a way. Well at least if you shower your daughter regularly you know she is semi clean down there but wow FYL!
guys i doubt she stuck them all the way down there. it was prob just under the elastic band which should be too gross. but still fyl try to teach your child not to do that in a nice way
#61 - On 05/14/2009 at 1:00pm by dancin303
i always keep stuff in my bra. it's not the same as under panties, but still.
#62 - On 05/14/2009 at 1:00pm by coolcat624
That's pretty damn sick XP That's why I never accept food from my nephews unless I KNOW where it came from! Seen too many things go wrong . . .
And I think that most people who are saying it's cute mean that it's cute that the little girl was so happy to share with her mum, not that the mum was eating incredibley questionable food. The people who DID think it was cute that the mum was eating the violated Teddy Grahams are seriously sick, and probably have a fetish for 2 Girls 1 Cuip.
#63 - On 05/14/2009 at 1:02pm by Nirah
@#48: I seriously hate myself for not thinking about that right away when I read the OP. =( Rugrats ftw.
That said, be glad she's not wearing diapers anymore... XD
niceeee. thats hilariouss, haha rugrats :]
and #53, three year olds don't just GET herpes. its transmitted. hence the name: STD.
#67 - On 05/14/2009 at 1:24pm by LAUREN1606
Kids are digusting. Way to go parents. I hope you catch something nasty.
#68 - On 05/14/2009 at 1:45pm by Misanthropist
UGH, that is DISGUSTING! OP, you should go wash your mouth out with some intense germ killing listerine, or do some other thing to clean your mouth. And teach your kid not to hide things, particularly food in her underwear. Also, never trust little kids with food again, even if its your own child.
#69 - On 05/14/2009 at 2:18pm by Lightning_Swing
As much as I wanna say FYL, I think this is a YDI because you probably should teach your child not to stuff things down her underwear. Especially not things she gives to other people.
#70 - On 05/14/2009 at 2:54pm by shmollycoco
yeah that's cute. but she's your daughter, so it isn't as disgusting as if you were babysitting her. FYL though!
#74 - On 05/14/2009 at 3:43pm by rihannalover
lmfao agreed with #23.
and this looks more like a reversed fml, when your daughter grows up and reads this out of the blue. ROFL.
#76 - On 05/14/2009 at 3:58pm by planecrashdreams
Bahahaha.
Thats the funniest thing I have heard all day
#78 - On 05/14/2009 at 4:35pm by CourtneyCrunk
hahahaha that's cute!!!! a lil gross, but CUTE:P oh kidssssss
#80 - On 05/14/2009 at 4:41pm by dustbunny10
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#83 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:10pm by KitKat864
Wow, my son did something very similar to that, but with a corndog. Thank god I saw him pull it out of his pull-up first.
#86 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:33pm by bettiewest
that's wrong, but she's young. that's comical. i love kids!
#87 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:36pm by dlmargolis09
HAHAHAHA wow, that's gross xP
The way this was written made it even funnier lol.
And when my sister was little, she once took a piece of poop out of the toilet and ran over to my dad shouting "I have a present for you!!"...be glad you're daughter didn't do that xD
My 4 year old brother eats popcorn constantly and spills it all the time. He also generally takes his pants off a lot and just wears underwear. Any popcorn that falls on his underwear he calls pee-popcorn and then offers it to the rest of our family.
little kids are gross, but adorable.
I Love how parents today take such things as an affront to them. She's 3 fucking years old, you generally don't take food from them, because the "From their hands to yours" chain is never intact. Instead of taking this moment as a future "Remember when you were 3 and used to keep Teddy grahams in your shorts?" right in front of their Friends when they're a snotty Teenager that needs to be taken down a notch, Chill out, putting an FML on a 3yo for doing something that 3yo kids do, makes you sound like you wish you didn't have her.
#104 hahaha, so because she posted something silly her daughter did on here she doesn't want her? Seriously, that's messed up. I would say most of the people who post FML's wouldn't actually think their lives are fucked, they'd just want to share entertaining/unfortunate stories. Wow, maybe you should "chill out" and not be so hard on the OP.
To the OP; that sucks but just be glad you didn't notice a funky taste or anything. You'll laugh about it later =)
#108 - On 05/14/2009 at 10:09pm by fuckyourlife8
This isn't really an FML imho. It's kind of cute, actually. Ha ha. And funny. (=
#111 - On 05/15/2009 at 12:36am by circayouandme
wait... you didn't realise that you were eating shit? i dunno how you couldn't know. i mean... it's shit for crying out loud. people actually manufacture something that smells and tastes like shit?
lol omg the rugrats....
i've never done it with underwear... but phone and stuff in my bra a couple of times when no pockets available...
Never accept food from little kids.
Have her wash her hands, and then get her clothes with pockets.
#116 - On 05/15/2009 at 4:39pm by jdkfgkjdfb
gawsh!
all u guys are like WHAT? UR BABY MUST BE BURNED!
like seriously. chill.
shes three years old. she doesnt kno any better.
thts so cute tho. she was trying to be nice.
but its still gross. but in the cute way.
my sister used to make soup with toilet water.
but i knew so i didnt really drink it.
#123 - On 05/21/2009 at 11:57pm by goonassfemale
hahaha! moral of the story: don't accept any food from small children. or anyone, for that matter...
#126 - On 05/24/2009 at 3:08pm by lifeisfcked
That's hilarious. It was bound to happen. Never eat something from a 3 year old when you didn't see them get it out of the package!
#128 - On 06/05/2009 at 7:20am by BRCobban
Ewwwwwww! But cute. My friends little boy used to store teething biscuits in his diaper for future use. And my 23month old daughter just caught on that if I am distracted and she says 'her you go' I will automatically put my hand out to take what usually is a piece of garbage from her...last time it was a big slimy booger...so gross. But what can you do? I swear they do it just to see what reaction they canget out of you.
So how's does pissed on baby teddy grams taste? Must be yummy I'm sure.
#130 - On 06/06/2009 at 11:55pm by bigbadnews122
When I was little I thought they should make vagina-flavored chips. And I tried to make out with my mom. FML.
#132 - On 06/12/2009 at 4:07pm by dramakat11
LMAO that is funny and very gross at the same time poor kids image how she will feel when you tell her at age 19 or 22 whatever lol
#137 - On 08/14/2009 at 11:07pm by BakedApplePie
