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Today, my 3-year-old said, "Mommy, I can share my teddy grahams with you." I said, "Thanks, honey, you're so sweet." And I ate a few. When I popped the last one in my mouth, I said, "Oh no, all gone!" She said, "That's okay, I have more." Then pulled the next handful out of her underwear. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47971) - you deserved it (4913)

On 05/13/2009 at 9:45pm - kids - by chelserusera (woman) - United States (Texas)

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