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Today, I walked out and saw four kids mercilessly keying my car. When I questioned them on it, they said "Oh, that was your car? Oh well at least we didn't pee on your door handles too." FML


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On 02/14/2012 at 8:28pm - kids - by MC Turtledick - United States (Washington)

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Think I would be bitch slapping some kids.

#3 - On 02/15/2012 at 3:04am by jabfinch

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Man, I'd be so mad. Pee can wash off, even though that's gross, but key marks are hard to get off.

#1 - On 02/15/2012 at 3:03am by DontClickOnMe

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