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Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "shit", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25137) - you deserved it (6810)

On 01/23/2012 at 6:26pm - kids - by gloria77 (woman) - United States

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Hahaha wonder what Granny was like when you were growing up.

#2 - On 01/23/2012 at 8:15pm by ganjaranja

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Maybe you shouldn't be a lame prissie then.

#1 - On 01/23/2012 at 8:15pm by holllla

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