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Today, my kids tried to make grilled cheese by turning the toaster sideways. When all was done, it all flew out onto the kitchen floor. Both my kids and my husband left the mess there for me to clean up when I got home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23040) - you deserved it (2821)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:07pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Everytime I read an FML that talks about kids, I slowly and slowly lose the urge to have kids of my own. fml...

#4 - On 01/23/2012 at 8:18pm by CuteDumBlonde64

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Treat them like dogs. Rub their nose in it while yelling, No No!! Bad boy!!

#5 - On 01/23/2012 at 8:18pm by subwoofa

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