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Today, I gave my 16 year old step daughter and her friends a lecture on respecting other people's privacy. Two hours later, I accidentally walked into her room without knocking. She and her friends were giving each other bikini waxes. Now her friends call me the hypocritical pervert. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9731) - you deserved it (53174)

On 05/12/2009 at 8:23pm - kids - by firewait (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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