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Today, I gave my 16 year old step daughter and her friends a lecture on respecting other people's privacy. Two hours later, I accidentally walked into her room without knocking. She and her friends were giving each other bikini waxes. Now her friends call me the hypocritical pervert. FML


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On 05/12/2009 at 8:23pm - kids - by firewait (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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i'd be more concerned that her and her friends give each other bikini waxes

#6 - On 05/13/2009 at 6:43am by two2

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Well the pervert thing is unjustified, but seriously, you can't tell her off for not respecting other people's privacy and then just walk into her room without knocking. Just apologise to her and let it serve as a reminder for next time to think before you go in there. She's a 16 year old girl, be glad she wasn't doing anything worse when you walked in!

#4 - On 05/13/2009 at 6:41am by fuckyourlife8

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