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Today, I met my son for the first time since I had to put him up for adoption over two decades ago. I wanted to make amends and get to know him. Instead, all I got to know was how well he can throw a punch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20062) - you deserved it (51131)

On 01/13/2012 at 8:38pm - kids - by me (man) - United States (New York)

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Kinda can't blame him, can't expect to jump into your kids life after two decades

#3 - On 01/13/2012 at 11:48pm by XxgreymoonxX

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Talk about a soap opera in the making.

#2 - On 01/13/2012 at 11:47pm by lovertolover

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