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Today, I spun a two year old upside down, in circles. She wasn't remotely dizzy. I threw up on myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18091) - you deserved it (9748)

On 01/12/2012 at 1:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

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I like how this post sounds like you started spinning a random two year old you picked up off the street or something.

#8 - On 01/12/2012 at 4:40pm by ShroomsOnAcid

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What goes around must come... up?

#3 - On 01/12/2012 at 4:33pm by XxYingYangxX

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