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Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52152) - you deserved it (6563)

On 05/11/2009 at 11:43pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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Seems to me that for some babysitters it's okay to fall asleep when they are suppose to watch over kids..
When they are paid for watching over the kids...
And then come and complain if something wrong or just stupid happen..
YDI, and you should be grateful that nothing worse happened.

#3 - On 05/12/2009 at 6:16am by Spadiethestar

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LMAO @ "discipling"

#11 - On 05/12/2009 at 6:52am by ELFENMAGICLOLZ

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