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Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44234) - you deserved it (4614)

On 05/11/2009 at 11:43pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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