Today, I walked in on my daughter eating a handful of styrofoam packing pellets, because she thought they were Christmas candy. She's fourteen. What's next, eating rocks? FML
I agree, your life sucks (28898) - you deserved it (4631)
On 12/23/2011 at 1:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
LukeSkywalker's life also sucksToday, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of 4 years through a speech that took…
justnance also deserved itToday, I used so many different perfume testers that I passed out on the bus. FML
Congratulations, you've raised a dumbass!
#1 - On 12/23/2011 at 8:09pm by porcelainkisses
See in context
+342 | 5
I'd say eating cocks is more accurate
#2 - On 12/23/2011 at 8:10pm by GhettoXmuffin
+274 | 7
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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