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Today, I walked in on my daughter eating a handful of styrofoam packing pellets, because she thought they were Christmas candy. She's fourteen. What's next, eating rocks? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25942) - you deserved it (4311)

On 12/23/2011 at 1:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Congratulations, you've raised a dumbass!

#1 - On 12/23/2011 at 8:09pm by porcelainkisses

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I'd say eating cocks is more accurate

#2 - On 12/23/2011 at 8:10pm by GhettoXmuffin

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