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Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML

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On 12/05/2011 at 6:32pm - kids - by santashelper - United States

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That sucks. Crushing young people's dreams since 2011... But I'd have to admit I would be embarrassed if my mother brought me... I'd probably say something like that too...

#1 - On 12/05/2011 at 8:28pm by kelissa

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Dude; 1) FYL For all the angry glares you musta gotten and tears shed, but YDI because you don't bring older kids to see Santa. Despite how much you think "D'aw, they'll love it." Even though we complain to you. Note: When we say we hate it and don't wanna go, we mean it.

#2 - On 12/05/2011 at 8:29pm by crazy005

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