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Today, I found out my wife has been bribing my daughter to keep quiet about her affair with my boss. That would explain the iPhone 4S, the $500 shoes, the $200 purse, and the professional $300 haircut. They told me it was because she had straight A's. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37196) - you deserved it (2484)

On 11/20/2011 at 9:05pm - kids - by brokeandalone (man) - United States (Virginia)

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Wtf, all I get for straight A's is a new basketball...

#2 - On 11/21/2011 at 3:11am by Mr40Hands

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That's just wrong, I feel so sorry for you, FYL

#1 - On 11/21/2011 at 3:11am by sufferinurjocks

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