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Today, I found out that I was moving to Germany. I'm going to be put back a year in school because of the system change. I also don't speak a word of German. Why? Because my mother wants to brag about this experience to her friends. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29613) - you deserved it (2400)

On 08/16/2011 at 8:05pm - kids - by Awesome (woman) - Russian Federation

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that's not so bad at least Germans drink like crazy and you can drive as fast as you want in some parts of the country. sounds like any teenagers dream.

#2 - On 08/17/2011 at 2:42am by kameryn25

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You know what, this is not ok, you should scare her with a bunny, get garden gnomes to conspire against her, and throw away any childhood awards. Then sue.

#4 - On 08/17/2011 at 2:42am by Iamnotmyself

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