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Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34202) - you deserved it (2681)

On 07/30/2011 at 1:15am - kids - by NaomiMadison - United States

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don't you just hate little brothers???

#1 - On 07/30/2011 at 10:17am by Ali_Br

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you've got the bruise to prove it

#3 - On 07/30/2011 at 10:18am by daBeast155

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