Kids: Today, I went with my boyfriend to the OC fair. He was taking...

By slappedright - 26/07/2011 23:19 - United States

Today, I went with my boyfriend to the OC fair. He was taking a picture of me in front of a giant mechanical butterfly at the insect exhibit. Playfully, he told me to pretend to be a butterfly, so I quickly lifted my arms, just in time to slap a 7 year old girl in the face. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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By Jessi - 24/07/2012 18:33 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML

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By pda - 25/08/2013 02:46 - United States - Short Hills

Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids, when a girl in line next to us slipped a hand down her boyfriend's pants and started groping him. I politely asked her to stop, to which she snorted, "Why? Your kids've gotta learn the birds and bees somehow." FML

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By Amanda - 02/07/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML

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By BabyButt - 09/04/2014 17:50 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML

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By rollerSWEETness - 03/06/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML

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By tine - 16/11/2014 09:44 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML

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By :,< - 17/09/2012 17:16 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML

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By BeatenUpPup - 18/05/2009 12:22 - Canada

Today, my daughter and I were at a school carnival. At the face painting station, she sat down and asked for a kitty on her face. Next, she shoved me on a chair and whispered something into the lady's ear. I ended up with a 'black eye' by request of my own daughter. She's 4. FML

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By Butterflyguy - 14/08/2009 17:10 - Canada

Today, I literally stopped traffic. I was crossing the street and a butterfly landed on me. Being phobic of butterflies, I had a panic attack in the middle of the road. Oh, and I am 17, captain of our football team, and in very good shape. My girlfriend laughed the hardest. FML

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crisspz 4

Wednesday 27 July 2011 9:37

butterfly's are supposed to be graceful....

Fahrenheit63 5

Wednesday 27 July 2011 9:51

this is called 'Butterfly Effect'

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crisspz 4

Wednesday 27 July 2011 9:37

butterfly's are supposed to be graceful....

ShoutForever 6

Wednesday 27 July 2011 9:57

Haha this comment made my night xD

gunmania0 12

Wednesday 27 July 2011 11:56

Then you must have a pretty boring life.

courtneyward 1

Wednesday 27 July 2011 14:41

That awkward moment when you hurt a little kid and everyone thinks you're a maniac

volley4eva1698 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 15:28

6-girrll(or guy doesn't say) don't put yo number on a public site...not a good idea

volley4eva1698 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 15:26

6-girrll(or guy doesn't say) don't put yo number on a public site..not a good idea

imosim 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 16:25

agreed 29 horrible idea and you would have to be pretty desperate to do it any way...

Friaza 29

Wednesday 27 July 2011 23:12

Mind if I squeeze inbetween the spam here.

ohmygodthatsux 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 18:07

I saw that exhibit!!!!

PutItIn 8

Saturday 30 July 2011 7:22

OC=out of control

rocketeer_97 1

Wednesday 27 July 2011 9:42

Hahaha sorry OP, but that is funny. FYL!

soccergurl95 8

Wednesday 27 July 2011 9:45

That awkward moment when you accidentally slap a 7 year old...

takanuva0123 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 10:17

Is the same moment where you realize you are not a butterfly.

fuzz97 23

Wednesday 27 July 2011 11:03

The awkward moment when you realize you have nothing original or funny to say, so you decide to say "The awkward moment when..."

volley4eva1698 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 15:30

that awkward moment when someone takes a selfie in a bikini while inside a house...then uses it as their FML pic

soccerphanatic 1

Wednesday 27 July 2011 18:57

Whats up soccergurl!!

21sicko10 1

Thursday 28 July 2011 20:08

what up

soccergurl95 8

Friday 29 July 2011 2:57

that awkward moment when a troll ^^^ tries to be cool.

wizard430 2

Friday 29 July 2011 5:03

you are hotter than hello my phone started to melt :)

crisspz 4

Friday 29 July 2011 9:30

the awkward moment when I "tug it" to your hot pic ;)

DeadSorrow 3

Wednesday 27 July 2011 10:06

maybe he thought you were just a twin XD yeah no chance..

Fahrenheit63 5

Wednesday 27 July 2011 9:51

this is called 'Butterfly Effect'

ifrigginheartyou 8

Wednesday 27 July 2011 10:06

fly away my child, b4 the cops come a runnin

iAmScrubs 19

Wednesday 27 July 2011 9:53

Now would be a good time to stretch those butterfly wings and fly away.

ixheartxyou 1

Thursday 28 July 2011 11:55

LOL u have the funniest comments

DeadSorrow 3

Wednesday 27 July 2011 10:06

maybe he thought you were just a twin XD yeah no chance..

Jdeluxh 12

Wednesday 27 July 2011 10:06

Pimp hand strong.

1958x 6

Wednesday 27 July 2011 10:11

That poor little girl. At least it was an accident.

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