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Today, I was helping a 7 year old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29562) - you deserved it (6494)

On 07/22/2011 at 6:51am - kids - by TKDConnor92 (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

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you taught him well

#5 - On 07/22/2011 at 1:22pm by XxXHaCkErXxX

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That fucking hurts.

#1 - On 07/22/2011 at 1:19pm by TheFuckerofShit

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