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Today, my dad thought it would be OK to make sound effects for everything he did, in a public park, with me tagging along behind. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17694) - you deserved it (2333)

On 07/12/2011 at 8:19am - kids - by SaggyBoy135 - United States (New Jersey)

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at leased he wasnt rubbing one out, i would want to know that sound effect

#1 - On 07/12/2011 at 12:47pm by bigmike315

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Dads these days..

#4 - On 07/12/2011 at 12:50pm by joshuaUNWRITTEN

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