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Today, I took my 16 year-old daughter to get a bank account, taking her birth certificate with us as requested. When the teller wrote her name down on a piece of paper, my daughter said "How do you know my name?" The teller just looked at her and held up her birth certificate. I raised a nitwit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29490) - you deserved it (11306)

On 07/11/2011 at 5:25am - kids - by Mothering (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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shes a keeper, dont worry, theres always clown university ;)

#1 - On 07/11/2011 at 10:15am by MyPupRox

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Am I the only one who feels sorry for the daughter?
I mean , maybe she wasn't paying attention or maybe she spaced out a little.

I think her mother saying ' I raised a nitwit' is a bit harsh.

She's your frigging daughter woman.

#18 - On 07/11/2011 at 10:22am by ilovefall10

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