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Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31223) - you deserved it (12084)

On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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well someone knows what she wants in life.

#1 - On 06/10/2011 at 1:03pm by adropofpeace

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Like a boss.

#17 - On 06/10/2011 at 1:07pm by Azull

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