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Today, on the first day of my nanny job, I wanted to impress my employers with how trustworthy and responsible I am. During the sixty seconds that I went to pee, the two-year-old found a black Sharpie and scribbled all over the wall. Nail polish remover made it ten times worse. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29004) - you deserved it (7388)

On 05/14/2011 at 2:50am - kids - by whytoday - United States

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you take 60 seconds to pee XD

#3 - On 05/14/2011 at 5:55am by wazzup182FML

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use the mr. clean magic eraser extra strength! works like a charm lol.

#7 - On 05/14/2011 at 6:12am by LaylaFurious

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