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Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24488) - you deserved it (6282)

On 05/09/2011 at 10:34pm - kids - by richkief76 -

loser's life also sucks
Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML

wtfseriously also deserved it
Today, my mom and I had an argument about my laziness. We did this as I was eating…

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What’s up with these people that pissing and shitting all over the place?

Every day there is an FML about people who don’t know what a toilet, or bathroom, or shitroom or whatever you want to call it is about.

Few days ago someone even pissed on a roller coaster.

#13 - On 05/10/2011 at 3:11am by dreamering

See in context

+17 | 16

That IS funny!

#6 - On 05/10/2011 at 3:06am by IMveryHUNGRY

See in context

+13 | 3

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