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Today, I made my young niece lunch. After she claimed to have eaten it all, she wanted to go out and play. I was putting my shoes on when I found part of the sandwich I made her stuffed in my shoe. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24292) - you deserved it (4430)

On 04/14/2011 at 1:35pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

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lol something tells me your a bad lunch maker

#1 - On 04/14/2011 at 6:54pm by ladiesman219

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You need to 'trainer' on how to throw food she's not gonna eat into the bin. ;) Or the compost heap. Hopefully she won't have to 'sneaker' food into hiding places. I'm sure the food was 'boot'iful. Have a 'converse'ation about it, but don't let it turn 'ugg'ly. And all will be well... ington.

#13 - On 04/14/2011 at 7:15pm by Miss_Michaela

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