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Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML

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On 04/05/2011 at 12:48pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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Uhm. Nail polish remover?

#5 - On 04/05/2011 at 4:22pm by inthemillions

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lol Omgsh you must be pissed.

#3 - On 04/05/2011 at 4:20pm by cheskiiie

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