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Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML

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thats pretty fucked up

#1 - On 04/04/2011 at 3:14am by Richard16

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What a dick, throw some baby poo at him.

#2 - On 04/04/2011 at 3:14am by shannonreneee

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