Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML
by Viciousvixen_21 / 04/02/2011 at 3:35am / United States (California) / Kids
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and let me guess, he got a time out instead of the ass beating he should've gotten.
#5 - On 04/02/2011 at 10:19am by rogueangel9
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Lol. You got owned.
#2 - On 04/02/2011 at 10:18am by Nebuwah
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