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Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me, "what would happen to me if you and daddy died?". I told her that she'd probably live with her Uncle Ant and Aunt Ilene. She looked at me and said "You guys can die. I won't cry. I get everything I want over there." FML

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On 05/02/2009 at 4:12am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

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Ouch..just ouch....even for a 6 year old saying that, that has to hurt...

#4 - On 05/02/2009 at 3:19pm by Luckster

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Hahaha that's classic!! She still loves you just in her 6 year old mind she prob doesn't realize what dying really means quiet yet

#6 - On 05/02/2009 at 3:20pm by greysgal15

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