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Today, I was woken up by my 5 year old daughter hitting me with a pillow because she had a dream that I was using her tooth brush on the dog. We don't have a dog. She is now refusing to brush her teeth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33746) - you deserved it (3987)

On 03/18/2011 at 5:25am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Just give her a new one.

#2 - On 03/18/2011 at 11:00am by elainelovesyou

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Pick your battles. She will forget about it soon. But the more you push, the more she will push back and the longer she will remember.

#13 - On 03/18/2011 at 11:14am by DocBastard

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