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Today, I thought I'd take my little sister to the park. After getting bored of playing on the climbers, she thought it would be funny to throw some mud at me; too bad mud wasn’t the only chunky brown stuff on the ground. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28824) - you deserved it (3495)

On 03/16/2011 at 8:50pm - kids - by Abeille (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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That stinks.

#3 - On 03/17/2011 at 3:20am by InnocentLies

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That's pretty crappy -- your sister's a real little shit. So, what was the brown chunky stuff?

#4 - On 03/17/2011 at 3:20am by perdix

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