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Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43027) - you deserved it (5481)

On 02/08/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

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