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Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28587) - you deserved it (2885)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:21am - kids - by notapedobear -

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Don't do anything nice and you won't have this problem.

#2 - On 01/13/2011 at 10:03am by CanucksFTW

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The little kid should have screamed, "DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!"

#3 - On 01/13/2011 at 10:04am by DahkLohd

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