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Today, when I went to pick my kid up from daycare, I found out that he had run away. The rest of my afternoon consisted of me screaming his name, looking for him. I then returned to the daycare center. He thought it would be funny if he hid in the trash. FML

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On 01/12/2011 at 11:42pm - kids - by tatortot7707 (woman) - United States (California)

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I'm glad your child is safe. I say it's time to find a new daycare center. FYL.

#7 - On 01/13/2011 at 3:14am by malisa916

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Your kid was missing and the daycare staff didn't have enough sense to check the premises? The first thing you need to do is have a serious conversation with your son about inappropriate behavior. The second is to find a daycare that's actually capable of keeping track of your child. The third is to take legal action because they not only lost your child, but they did not take appropriate steps to locate the child or report him as missing to the authorities. I'm not a big fan of jumping on the lawsuit bandwagon, but these people obviously need to be investigated to determine if they're even capable of running such a 'business'.

#14 - On 01/13/2011 at 3:35am by sallen0046

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