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Today, trying to make my 6 year old daughter to laugh, I drew a picture of a butt, a puff of air coming out and the word "toot". My daughter thought it extremely funny. Later, when she was talking with my extremely judgmental mother-in-law, I heard her say "daddy taught me how to draw butts." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14494) - you deserved it (34744)

On 04/29/2009 at 6:12am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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