Toot toot!

By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, trying to make my 6 year-old daughter to laugh, I drew a picture of a butt, a puff of air coming out and the word "Toot". My daughter thought it extremely funny. Later, when she was talking with my extremely judgmental mother-in-law, I heard her say, "Daddy taught me how to draw butts." FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 084
You deserved it 50 264

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Sessee 4

Well, when I was a kid, my mom told me that lowercase M's are basically upside-down butts. Of course, I shared that with my entire kindergarten class.

Comments

yesmy_love 0

hahahah awesome!!! sounds like something my dad has definitely done before :)

Haha, you totally DONT deserve that [to all the idiots who said you did] :P Its something any dad with a sense of humour would do! At least she laughed :)

Heck with the old bird, man! That is some legendary stuff to come out of a kid's mouth. You could instantly be labeled a really cool father.

kuhhrissayyxo 0

i was told w's were like butts. (well the way i write them). i shared that with many people at a party(:

This is so "Two and a Half Men" XD

Maou_fml 0

I see why she's so judgemental.

nsforever138 0

nice, now teach her how to draw big hairy cocks with a big vein down the middle

Dont feel bad she sounds like a total BITCH