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Today, while babysitting, the oldest little girl who is 7 went through my purse. She pulled out a half empty bottle of lube. She asked what it was and I told her lotion. I went to the bathroom and when I came out, the bottle was empty and there were 4 kids covered in lube. Then their mom came home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34289) - you deserved it (19244)

On 02/26/2009 at 11:08am - kids - by iailwkrb (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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