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Today, while babysitting, the oldest little girl who is 7 went through my purse. She pulled out a half empty bottle of lube. She asked what it was and I told her lotion. I went to the bathroom and when I came out, the bottle was empty and there were 4 kids covered in lube. Then their mom came home. FML
Yeah... I would have definitely taken it off her, and then made sure I never left my purse laying around again...
I bet it was fun calming the kids down though... you go to grab them and they slip right out of your hands. XD
You could have just NOT BROUGHT LUBE TO A BABYSITTING GIG. Leave it at home, or in the car, or anywhere else. How urgent a need could have presented itself in the circumstances?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 22 July 2014