uglywoman
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ugly truth
Today, my six year-old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said, "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML
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amysousa 6
you need to teach her some manners
lilgirly89102 0
you raised her
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timtamslam 19
that's so mean :( but she is only six after all.
prinzess_fml 25
mean? she's evil!
timtamslam 19
quite right there (:
mamamiaaa_fml 12
kids are cruel. that's why they're so much funn!
Judus_beej 0
we taught my son to tell an old lady in our building to **** off because she keeps poking him whenever she sees him. we've asked her multiple times to stop. kids gotta say stuff like that to get grown ups to listen to them sometimes.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
she has been taught well.
mz_booty 0
kids saying what they think so maybe alittle truth haha
FantasticFin 0
hey number 28, before I say anything I'm a straight chick, but I just wanted to say you have a nice body, how often do you work out? are you on a diet or anything?:)
madmadd 0
lol at #39 I'm a straight chick :P
madmadd 0
oh and #28 how ur pick get on google if it's u?? not hatin just askin
mz_booty 0
lol I love a straight chick.. just joking!! superslim :) and gym but not to much!! yes my photos on google cheak out the website with it!!
madmadd 0
cool! hahah where'd u get ur bikini it's really nice :)
mz_booty 0
bondi surf shop
madmadd 0
omg I luv bondi beach!!
mz_booty 0
it's beautiful :)
mamamiaaa_fml 12
why don't you two just get a room. and then invite me. I'll politely decline but be excited that I was invited.
mz_booty 0
why do we need a room? we've got plenty here haha u can join in to I guess haha
bman134 0
better idea all 3 of you get a room I'll bring the alcohol and camera
mz_booty 0
wooo now that's a deal!!!
PiMpMySaLaD 0
can I set a video camera up in "the room"
mamamiaaa_fml 12
you guesss?!?!?! not very enthusiastic I see.
Falcon_My_Life 0
lol
deven329 1
ONLY 6? i woulda gotten my ass whooped at 6
bowlingenius 0
#80: Dont worry about them. With a smile like yours, you should be on the V.I.P. list.
Thin_Ice_fml 0
Lol. Kids seem to learn faster these days.
starile 19
AHAHAhahaha, oh this thread. boobz
Mehness 0
39 - You should well know that that's not actually mz_booty. The other commenter is fake as well.
FantasticFin 0
are you serious?:/ I guess I'm a little too gullible..:(
Mehness 0
Only just a bit...
Mehness 0
Oh look, divine modtervention. Anyways, that kid is seriously a brat. Not all kids think that at some time... just some, like OP's there. I agree with other comments I've seen: Tell her she's going to look like you when she grows up >:)
zazooftanzania 4
u gotta love kids they say wuts on their mind no BS, fyl for bein ugly
idonthaveanameok 0
u thought ur kid well :)
emmanizzer 6
mmmm. and that's why i hate kids
SparcMac 0
her being 6 makes it all the more worse!
Candyblock 5
Someone obviously hasn't TAUGHT you well.
Tessa39 0
215- this dumbass not teaching her child manners shouldn't be a reason to hate kids. they can be awesome. OP... only 6??? my 3 year old sister knows better... sheesh.
MrBond007_fml 6
I thought it was cute
amysousa 6
you need to teach her some manners
ColetteL 4
Agreed!
Nuketown 0
get her a bark collar s set it to bitch mode, so she gets a shock when she bitches. not even trollin, I'm DEAD serious. ;)
alakomonus 0
slap a bitch
georggx 3
lmfao!! that is hilarious!!
SadinSherman 16
or genetics
tralalafifa 0
not...really.
Qluz 3
lol #11s picture kinda fit in this whole situation
Angi95 3
Dude my mon wouldn't have been like sweety that hurt my feelings. She would back hand me. And then be like ,"say something else"
GodsLittleMistak 8
More importantly,you need to teach her the difference between ugly people and robots.
vanessaizawesome 8
285- exactly my mom would do the same thing she definitely wouldn't "sweetie" me!!!
fantasyworld 37
Mine would probably slap me if I said that.
lilgirly89102 0
you raised her
White_Fury 0
Clearly the 6 year old was right, look at the name of who posted the FML! Uglywoman.
starile 19
59, you do realize people can create their name when they write their FML to fit the FML?
skorpien 1
123, you do realize 59 was being sarcastic.
ecfrost 4
I was thinking the same thing. At 6 she had to learn it somewhere. However, at 6 there could be a friend or a teacher influencing that mindset too (or the other parent).
Jewelofagal 2
Nothing like a budding psychopath in the household....
lilgirly89102 0
the kid should still know they are gonna get smacked if they are that rude though
gabsta 3
hahahahaaa reading these comments are hilarious :)
dre_bro11 12
nothing NYC to worry bout there OP. if she thinks ur ugly, and she's ur daughter, she's bound to get some of her looks from you. just saying :/
MacNuggets 0
kids hardly lie :)
JupiterPainon 17
Every time I see an FML with someone dealing with their bratty kids I always have to hit you deserve it because they did raise them to be bratty
luvtheknot 6
tell her it's because you were mean to people then she won't be mean anymore
fruzz 0
just like when u were a kid and ur parents tell u that if u eat ur crusts ur hair will go curly ....coz that worked -.-
luvtheknot 6
oh well I'm sorry my hair is naturally curly and I only spent 5 minutes straigtening it
fruzz 0
you havent seen curly until you've seen my hair it's soo annoying haha...consider yourself lucky...my hair takes 2 hours to straighten !! haha
Cyosaric 0
What's wrong with curly hair? You gay? Is he not totally BR001AL with curly hair? I listen to black/funeral doom metal. A genre hair Nazi would get his ass kicked in.
Illblowyourmind 3
my mom would make me eat chicken wings by saying that I would grow actual wings if I ate enough :)
CultureChic 14
That is hilarious! But really though, I don't see how anyone could refuse a delicious pair of chicken wings!
ayeitsmerr 0
unless you're a vegetarian of course...ahem.
ScreamAimFire 0
that sucks! karmas a bitch though, your kid will be ugly too don't worry
starile 19
Yeah, because she inherited her mother's genes, not because of karma. You tell her not to worry, that her kid will be ugly too, but what parent WANTS their young child to turn out ugly?
BonJovi821 3
Ugly ones.
kindlystfupls 0
lmfao. ugly people don't have feelings. love it. you should tell her she's going to look like you when she's older. **** up her world a little. :)
White_Fury 0
OP, your daughter must have you confused with Gingers.
whoisthisgirl 4
only some are ugly.. like Shaun White or however you spell his name..
thorparker 0
you are an a**
0___0 9
That's when you repeatedly smack her in the face until she cries, "Stop, it hurts!" Then you tell her, "I thought ugly people didn't have feelings." It's a great learning opportunity.
grahamfriend 0
#246.......exactly what I was thinking.
esme3101 0
nice parenting
unclepester 0
6 year old = win
Alleged_Cranium 7
You're raising a real winner there.
fruzz 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhagaaggavababandkvsinwiqvwkqgwjakauanaiaau but seriously ugly people do have feelings -.-
mz_booty 0
did u have a spaz attack or somethink?? " hahahahabkejoxkwendj"
fruzz 0
why yes yes I did......
fruzz 0
no offense but did u get a boob job? actually take that as a complement coz they look great.....and I'm a straight girl haha
FML858 0
dude^your talking to nobody.