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Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (104427) - you deserved it (14016)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

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you need to teach her some manners

#2 - On 12/14/2010 at 6:04am by amysousa

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you raised her

#3 - On 12/14/2010 at 6:04am by lilgirly89102

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