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Today, my little brother found the singing Santa Claus from last year, and it still works. I'm now going to be hearing nothing but "We WISH you a MERRY CHRISTMAS!" for the next 20 days. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15610) - you deserved it (3624)

On 12/06/2010 at 5:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

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Batteries, just take the batteries out and have them mysteriously disappear (and any others in the house).
Or get into the spirit of things and sing along with it. :P

#2 - On 12/06/2010 at 7:16pm by Cinn

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Just like the other FML with the roommate and Pandora.

#1 - On 12/06/2010 at 7:16pm by zenti

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