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Today, my little brother found the singing Santa Claus from last year, and it still works. I'm now going to be hearing nothing but "We WISH you a MERRY CHRISTMAS!" for the next 20 days. FML


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On 12/06/2010 at 5:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

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Batteries, just take the batteries out and have them mysteriously disappear (and any others in the house).
Or get into the spirit of things and sing along with it. :P

#2 - On 12/06/2010 at 7:16pm by Cinn

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My recommendation is that when he's not around take the batteries out of it and hide them. That or snip one of the connecting wires so that it just doesn't work. Even if your parent's found out and were mad it still seems like it would be better than being driven into a murderous rage by a singing Santa.

#4 - On 12/06/2010 at 7:16pm by ChibiChibi

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