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Today, a little girl pointed to the acne on my face and said to her dad, "Look at how many mosquito bites she has on her face!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29630) - you deserved it (3505)

On 11/29/2010 at 4:17pm - kids - by nybaby - United States (New York)

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little kids are brutally honest and very very loud.

#2 - On 11/29/2010 at 7:29pm by princessbeee

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Kids say the darndest things and we really shouldn't pay any mind to it. There are plenty of acne medications you can look into btw OP.

#6 - On 11/29/2010 at 7:32pm by alaaloo

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