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Today, I was teaching my two year old daughter how to take a person's temperature. While I was sitting down, she came up behind me and shoved the thermometer in my ear hard. Now I can't hear out of my right ear, and I'm in excruciating pain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19999) - you deserved it (8839)

On 11/27/2010 at 8:03pm - kids - by lovedbyallthewrongppl - United States (Michigan)

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YDI for trying to teach that to a 2 year old!

#3 - On 11/28/2010 at 3:25am by star_86

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beat that kid... You won't be able to hear the cries LOL!

#6 - On 11/28/2010 at 3:28am by DrummerBoy21

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