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Today, as a physics teacher, I was testing a class to see how high a sound frequency they could hear. One girl claimed she could hear the sound even though it was physically impossible. Without thinking, I replied "Only dogs can hear this frequency." Needless to say, she was picked on all day. FML

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On 10/29/2010 at 8:17am - kids - by mrtut (man) - United Kingdom (Merseyside)

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She was probably lying and trying to sound superior if she claimed she could hear frequencies that are in dog-range, so I guess she got what was coming to her.

#6 - On 10/29/2010 at 2:15pm by allmidnighteyes

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Think before you speak op.

#1 - On 10/29/2010 at 2:09pm by sweet_candy_

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