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Today, my 4 year old son told his preschool teacher that his daddy could pick up 10,000 cows but couldn't pick up his mommy because she was too heavy. I'm the mommy. FML

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On 10/16/2010 at 1:50am - kids - by princessj - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Kinda figured you were the mother in this scenario when you started with "Today, my 4 year old son.."

The last sentence was unnecessary and kinda redundant don't you think?

#13 - On 10/16/2010 at 10:20am by LQwhatitdew

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kids say the darndest things xD

#2 - On 10/16/2010 at 10:03am by surferchick96

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