Today, I held my cousin's new baby, whom I have nicknamed Canteloupe Head. He then reenacted the Exorcist by projectile vomiting all over my lap and shirt. His mom is a firm believer in karma. FML

by Anonymous / 10/13/2010 at 12:22pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids

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  • Even the baby knew you misspelled cantaloupe! It would be great if the vomit stream was bright orange.

    #2 - On 10/13/2010 at 5:06pm by perdix

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  • YDI- never insult peoples babies.

    #4 - On 10/13/2010 at 5:12pm by CitrusGirl

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