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Today, I was walking in the kitchen with my parrot on my shoulder and my dog running around. Something freaked out my bird and she bit my ear and started flapping her wings in my face. Surprised, I took a step back, tripped over my dog, fell, hit my head on the stove, and got knocked unconscious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40995) - you deserved it (5882)

On 04/26/2009 at 12:07am - kids - by margretlle (woman) - United States (Florida)

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